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Noise and words by Fashoda Crisis recorded at Tom Donovan Studios, Rowhedge in June 2021.

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I spy Little Tommy Two-Names, tiny cap in hand. And I spy the fecund Mr Fox dressed as spiderman, weeping. Although I’m not allowed to see the kids on alternate weekends, I’ve got my hate coupons so I am going to Alton Towers. I spy happy fish disguised as pillar boxes. And if you check the digital receipts you’ll publicly agree that I was acting only as a decent father should. Although I’m not allowed to see the kids on alternate weekends, I’ve got my hate coupons so I am going to Alton Towers. I can probably keep outrunning death indefinitely provided that he does not average less than six minutes fifty per kilometre. I’m sorry, Lizzie, for embracing the metric system. Please don’t interpret this as a slight on the majesty of Empire. I continue to measure my worth in pounds and ounces it’s just that the KM is slightly more flattering. I’m sorry. I can probably keep outrunning death indefinitely.

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from Sunday Night Quiet Club e​.​p, released December 7, 2021
Noise and words by Fashoda Crisis
Engineered, mixed & mastered by Tom Donovan at Tom Donovan Studios
Art by Chrissy Ralph
Hate Coupons video by J from Turn Left at the Jedi (turnleftatthejedi.bandcamp.com)

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Fashoda Crisis London, UK

At all times Fashoda Crisis play from the bottom of their twisted, blackened tumourous little hearts. They spew forth vitriol and acerbic wit in equal measures, melding political rhetoric and social commentary with opaquely personal lyrics. Intelligent, violent, passionate, honest, spleen-rupturingly humourous (and modest, let’s not forget modest) genre mangling mentalists. ... more

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