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    The first ever Fashoda Crisis vinyl (and possibly the last judging by my bank balance). It features beautiful cover art created by Stewart Allan of Black International, Billy Ray Osiris + Damn Teeth. Release includes full lyric sheet and (at least) three postcards featuring artwork created by some of the following uber talented people: The aforementioned Stewart Allan, Chrissy Cochrane, Dan Meikle, Tom Armstrong (of Dingus Khan), Simon Bellamy (ex-Baddies) and internationally acclaimed artist/author/poet Tomas Pridal. It is a truly beautiful thing.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    The Stewart Allan designed cover art for our album 'Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything' lovingly crafted on to a Gildan Heavy T-Shirt by those wonders at Awesome Merch . Here it is modeled by everyone's favourite psychotropic nakedskinlesshorsemanwomanmonster Horatio. Although you can be human and wear it too. State your size when you order. (This T-Shirt will also be sent out to anyone who pledged on one of our Kickstarter Packages that included a T-Shirt).

    Includes unlimited streaming of Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Poster/Print + Digital Album

    A very limited edition full colour A3 Print of Stewart Allan's glorious cover design for our album 'Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything' on 300gsm Matt Board.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 4 days
    edition of 25 

      £5 GBP

     

  • Poster/Print + Digital Album

    A very limited edition A3 print of Fine Art Graduate Chrissy Cochrane's design for Another Mr Lizard on 300 gsm Matt board. A thing of beauty.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 4 days
    edition of 25 

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Orwell artwork by Stewart Allan

lyrics

At least we have the souvenir edition of the Daily Mail burnt on to our retinas and melting our cerebral cortex.
Driveway disputes. It doesn’t end well.

Inflammatory headline-spouting, jingoistic hearts a-beating, hanging out the Jubilee bunting, JEFFREY ARCHER NOVEL-READING. Objections to my new conservatory.

Hire-purchase Ford Granada. Fleur-de-Lys effect wallpaper. Interest-free instalment plan on Charles & Di commemorative china. It doesn’t end well. It doesn’t end.

Ghosts of council houses haunting soulless new towns. Twitching Laura Ashley curtains check the tax discs of your neighbours.
Ghosts of Labour councillors haunting empty working men’s clubs. Twitching Laura Ashley neighbours check the tax discs of your neighbours.

This is what you wanted. What you asked for. What you begged for.

credits

from Almost Everyone is Entirely Average at Almost Everything, released June 23, 2014
Matt Smith - Bass
Simon Smith - Drums
Sim Ralph - Guitar & Vocals

Mixed, Mastered & Engineered by Tom Donovan at Tom Donovan Studios.

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Fashoda Crisis Southend On Sea

At all times Fashoda Crisis play from the bottom of their twisted, blackened tumourous little hearts. They spew forth vitriol and acerbic wit in equal measures, melding political rhetoric and social commentary with opaquely personal lyrics. Intelligent, violent, passionate, honest, spleen-rupturingly humourous (and modest, let’s not forget modest) genre mangling mentalists. ... more

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